He references the Python movies and shuts down the water treatment plant for Pittsburg, effectively dehydrating half of Pennsylvania. Sharpe brushes him off and soon figures out there is a giant snake loose. Kent Humphries ambushes FBI Agent Sharpe as soon as he arrives with annoying questions. The actor playing him, Jeff Rank, even helped write Python 2. Kent Humphries has an ego bigger than the combined weight of the snakes in this movie. The answer is quick in coming, as the local news station has picked up the wreckages of the truck, and local smug reporter Kent Humphries is blaming Al-Qay-EE-da. Some sexing is interrupted by a call from the shipping company wondering where the truck Broddick was using has gone to. Angel reveals she hates snakes, yet she has a giant snake tattoo running down her back. This truly is an alternate universe with gigantic snakes, hottubs on airplanes, Mexican wrestling in America, and squeaktoy snakes. A snake crawls into the bathroom, it is a three foot type of snake, yet referred to as a garter snake, and it squeak’s like my dog’s chewtoy when tossed around. Angel has a few fake tattoos added for effect, to pan her character as a bad girl. I should complaint about the feasibility of taking a bath on a jet, but she’s naked, so I won’t complain, but instead admire in awe. Good job, Ramon.īack on Broddick’s private jet, ghastly painted “Broddick” on the side, in case you forgot who the arrogant loser is, Angel Boris takes a bath. The incompetent guards, lead by Ramon, ends up blowing themselves up when they aren’t being eaten by the python, and the python soon escapes into the nearby water treatment plant. The python wakes up despite being heavily medicated. Broddick’s girl is Playboy Playmate Angel Boris, who plays a lovely gun toting lass named Eve (Get it? Lord, I hope so.) Broddick is having something shipped across the country in a special truck, as you will find out soon enough, I might as well reveal it’s a Python that was to be prey for a private hunt Broddick was organizing. This is attended by our resident bad guy, a muscle bound arrogant simp named Broddick, take away the first four letters and you have an apt description.
Opens with a La Luchadores battle between masked wrestlers named, appropriately enough, Boa and Python. Fantasy big snakes are ultimate killing machines. Python battle would probably just have the snakes sitting there doing nothing. Not only are these movies guilty, the older Anaconda does the same thing. These giant snake movies all seem to take place in some alternate universe where giant snakes are 50 feet long, four feet around, and movie with lightning fast speed. For what it is, it delivers the goods, we have giant monsters running amok, a cast of dispensable “cool” characters hunting it and becoming cannon fodder, nudity, and a hot babe scientist (combined with a dorky guy) who help to save the day. No mention is made of the Boa franchise, but the Python movies get a quick mention. Python is the answer to everyone’s prayers. Combiner of franchises, giver of the ultimate battle no one was craving, Boa vs. The undisputed KING of made for Sci-Fi Channel movies.
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